Arguing with friends that my pizza wasn’t that badly made, they think it crawled out of hell, who’s right?
Arguing with friends that my pizza wasn’t that badly made, they think it crawled out of hell, who’s right?
by alexalex1236
33 Comments
MrYeaBuddy
That crust is absolutely fubar but that slightly burnt cheese will make it entirely worth it. Not guilty.
coug00foodie
Hades.
LeadershipSea6492
Rage bait……
General_Liability
Guilty
Cappy_Rose
I had a scab on my knee that looks just like your Pizza
WerewolvesAreReal
Today I made ‘pizza’ on a spinach-tortilla and I think that looks terrible. If that helps.
bolonga16
It looks awful, OP. Sorry
benno4461
I hate everything about this. Straight to jail.
Prestigious-Hyena-72
Guilty. 3 counts of being a wimp pizza maker
Mediocre-Pizza-Guy
No disrespect intended, but even I wouldn’t eat that. And I have very low standards.
AreallysuperdarkELF
I’d eat it, just not the crust. Guilty as hell though.
Muted_Masterpiece535
Damn, that shit is cooked!
Beautiful-Molasses55
Looks really bad
astropiggie
Eh…….
jk2me1310
Send it back to hell where it came from
Afrotricity
Crawled out of hell is a bit much. More like it grew on the infected wound of something that crawled out of hell.
MidStateMoon
Funky, but I would, if that helps.
RedditNurseBot
You need to go and repent for this sin now. Unless this a chocolate cookie with raspberry and pineapple jams on top this is offensive.
You should be embarrassed to call that a pizza
LordPeanutcopy
My guy, whose blood sacrifice or first born did you borrow to get that? Who ever you gave the before mentioned things to, was a scammer.
Shamscam

sevenbluedonkeys
This is the worst pizza I have ever seen. I feel like someone should call the police
BuddyLongshots
Honestly, wtf is that thing?
Randomassnerd
Food is food and I’d probably still eat it, but that doesn’t look like pizza. Is it cheddar cheese or something? And what’s wrong with the crust, is it graham cracker? Not trying to disrespect, but a crime has been committed.
Thought i should post the result after i let it cool too
Dependent_Grass9758
Now I feel bad for telling that other guy not to quit his day job…
Upset_Journalist_755
Why does it look like that? Guilty in any case.
Complete_Entry
Overcooked trashcan special. Caramelized cheese can be a delight. This specimen… isn’t.
rothmal
r/foundsatan
Oh_Lawd_He_commin420

AdDisastrous6738
That’s a tough call. As far as a pizza goes, it’s pretty criminal. Definitely overdone. HOWEVER, as a toasty cheese fan, I’d try it before I passed judgement.
33 Comments
That crust is absolutely fubar but that slightly burnt cheese will make it entirely worth it. Not guilty.
Hades.
Rage bait……
Guilty
I had a scab on my knee that looks just like your Pizza
Today I made ‘pizza’ on a spinach-tortilla and I think that looks terrible. If that helps.
It looks awful, OP. Sorry
I hate everything about this. Straight to jail.
Guilty. 3 counts of being a wimp pizza maker
No disrespect intended, but even I wouldn’t eat that. And I have very low standards.
I’d eat it, just not the crust. Guilty as hell though.
Damn, that shit is cooked!
Looks really bad
Eh…….
Send it back to hell where it came from
Crawled out of hell is a bit much. More like it grew on the infected wound of something that crawled out of hell.
Funky, but I would, if that helps.
You need to go and repent for this sin now. Unless this a chocolate cookie with raspberry and pineapple jams on top this is offensive.
You should be embarrassed to call that a pizza
My guy, whose blood sacrifice or first born did you borrow to get that? Who ever you gave the before mentioned things to, was a scammer.

This is the worst pizza I have ever seen. I feel like someone should call the police
Honestly, wtf is that thing?
Food is food and I’d probably still eat it, but that doesn’t look like pizza. Is it cheddar cheese or something? And what’s wrong with the crust, is it graham cracker? Not trying to disrespect, but a crime has been committed.
https://preview.redd.it/i5gvnrc2ca5g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c35ab7da04a8233ade7136e2fa7bd35213b685
Thought i should post the result after i let it cool too
Now I feel bad for telling that other guy not to quit his day job…
Why does it look like that? Guilty in any case.
Overcooked trashcan special. Caramelized cheese can be a delight. This specimen… isn’t.
r/foundsatan

That’s a tough call. As far as a pizza goes, it’s pretty criminal. Definitely overdone.
HOWEVER, as a toasty cheese fan, I’d try it before I passed judgement.
You are a criminal

The eighth ring of hell. to be precise!