Arguing with friends that my pizza wasn’t that badly made, they think it crawled out of hell, who’s right?

by alexalex1236

33 Comments

  1. MrYeaBuddy

    That crust is absolutely fubar but that slightly burnt cheese will make it entirely worth it. Not guilty.

  2. Cappy_Rose

    I had a scab on my knee that looks just like your Pizza

  3. WerewolvesAreReal

    Today I made ‘pizza’ on a spinach-tortilla and I think that looks terrible. If that helps.

  4. benno4461

    I hate everything about this. Straight to jail.

  5. Prestigious-Hyena-72

    Guilty. 3 counts of being a wimp pizza maker

  6. Mediocre-Pizza-Guy

    No disrespect intended, but even I wouldn’t eat that. And I have very low standards.

  7. AreallysuperdarkELF

    I’d eat it, just not the crust. Guilty as hell though.

  8. Afrotricity

    Crawled out of hell is a bit much. More like it grew on the infected wound of something that crawled out of hell.

  9. RedditNurseBot

    You need to go and repent for this sin now. Unless this a chocolate cookie with raspberry and pineapple jams on top this is offensive.

    You should be embarrassed to call that a pizza

  10. LordPeanutcopy

    My guy, whose blood sacrifice or first born did you borrow to get that? Who ever you gave the before mentioned things to, was a scammer.

  11. sevenbluedonkeys

    This is the worst pizza I have ever seen. I feel like someone should call the police

  12. Randomassnerd

    Food is food and I’d probably still eat it, but that doesn’t look like pizza. Is it cheddar cheese or something? And what’s wrong with the crust, is it graham cracker? Not trying to disrespect, but a crime has been committed.

  13. Dependent_Grass9758

    Now I feel bad for telling that other guy not to quit his day job…

  14. Upset_Journalist_755

    Why does it look like that? Guilty in any case.

  15. Complete_Entry

    Overcooked trashcan special. Caramelized cheese can be a delight. This specimen… isn’t.

  16. Oh_Lawd_He_commin420

    ![gif](giphy|PcVVoQTyPhoPu|downsized)

  17. AdDisastrous6738

    That’s a tough call. As far as a pizza goes, it’s pretty criminal. Definitely overdone.
    HOWEVER, as a toasty cheese fan, I’d try it before I passed judgement.